I know it shouldn’t but hearing he’s miserable makes my heart sing. Oh, I know it’s probably not true. But between him telling my kid how he cries every.day.for.hours and another friend getting in contact with me to see if anything ominous had happened I’m a tad bit pleased that life isn’t the blissful field of unicorns and rainbows Cousinfucker envisioned when he decided to fuck his cousin instead of remaining married to me.
This friend wanted to know if anything had happened because CF had posted something about having a rough couple of days. Who wants to join me in a chorus of, “Awwww, poor baby!”? Anyone? Anyone? Buehler? No? OK, I tried.
Another person said her husband had seen a strange random post from him. I don’t know if that was the same post that caused concern in the other friend or not.
Here’s my question. Why is he having such a rough time if he got everything he wanted? Why is he supposedly crying every day- for hours- if his whole life is coming together the way he planned? He wanted to be closer to his family; we moved closer- a mere 6 hours away. Then he turned around and moved even closer; now he’s only 2 hours away from his mother. He wanted out of this marriage; he got out. He wanted people to feel sorry for him; his family and one friend do feel sorry for him. He wanted to fuck Harley; he fucked Harley. He decided she was the love of his life, his soul mate, the reason he fought a war, I’m sure; now she’s all his (well, not really- she’s a whore and shares liberally). He told me months before I found out about his affair that he should have taken the job with Blockhead when it was offered. Now he was stuck *here* in a job he didn’t like after moving us across the country and uprooting our lives. Problem solved! Blockhead gets him a job at his new company and now they work side by side. Their offices are right next to each other and they go out to lunch together every day. They would probably braid each other’s hair if either of them had hair to braid.
So, why so glum? Maybe he wrapped his mind around the thought of having to pay me $XXX per month and once he found out he was going to have to pay me more than that it was like having the bluebird of happiness come shit on his birthday cake. Or perhaps he thought his kids would tell him that as long as he was happy then they were happy for him. Maybe he envisioned them telling him he would always be their beloved daddy and nothing he did, not even moving out of the state without saying a word to them, would cause them to turn against him.
If he thought any of those things then he’s even dumber than I thought, and let’s face it, fucking your cousin is pretty stupid. I *told* him after the discovery of the first affair that Rock Star would hate Harley and hate her kids; there would be no happy family. I also told him what she had said to me one day, that if I ever cheated on him she wouldn’t have anything to do with me and if he ever cheated on me she wouldn’t have anything to do with him. He admitted he told Harley that the kids liked me better than him and that they didn’t really have a whole lot to do with him (because of that whole uninvolved dad thing). Why this would be a shock is beyond me. I have a few guesses, of course. Harley telling him that kids are resilient and they’ll get over it while she’s straddling him like the whore she is. His sister pointing to her own shining example where her kids didn’t turn against her cheating ass. His sister forgets though that her kids were young when she divorced their dad- the older one was only around 4 when all of this started happening. CF’s kids were 13 and 15 when they found out their dad was a lying, cheating, worthless sack of shit. From a lot of what I’ve been reading right around age 11 is when kids begin to develop a moral code and have a great sense of right and wrong. I’m sure his mommy blows sunshine up his ass when he can peel his dick away from the whore and actually go see her. Once again she undoubtedly spreads the message that it will all be ok; God has a plan and his kids will come around and they will all be one big happy family with Harley the Whore and her kids. Don’t you worry, baby boy! Let’s not forget Blockhead. I’m sure he’s also telling CF that the kids will come around, or perhaps even told him that they wouldn’t hold it against him before it all came out into the open.
I think more than anything it’s the money. He was fine the entire time he was living here rent-free and had almost $5000 per month to blow on his whore and her kids. He was a little more melancholy when he had to pay more but he certainly wasn’t crying every day. Maybe he’s not enjoying working so that the majority of his check can go to support me and his kids. Maybe Harley is getting a little bit restless now that he doesn’t have as much disposable cash. Oh well. There is a reason they say it’s cheaper to keep her; that reason is because divorce is expensive.
I would think that all the pros would outweigh the cons. He’s got Harley, he lives 2 hours away from his mommy and can attend every fucking family event that they hold, and he works side by side with Blockhead. He still has a good job and makes great money; he just has to give most of it to me right now. So that leaves the kids rejecting him and since he knew from the beginning that fucking his whore of a cousin would result in him losing his kids I’m confident in saying that was a price he was willing to pay. I’m flummoxed! I would put some more thought into what may be distressing my poor sweet husband but I have a very busy schedule. I need to wash my hair, catch up on my DVR viewing, take notes on some new ID shows, pet my dogs, rearrange my tupperware, play Candy Crush….