Buckle up, folks! I’ve created a ton of new memes. I’m not going to lay them all on you tonight because I think there would be far too many.
As you know I’m quite the loyal Chump Lady reader. I especially like reading the comments and most of these memes have been taken from the comments that I thought were either really funny, or really profound. Not all of them came from Chump Lady but most of them did.
Tonight I’m just going to do the ones that made me laugh. You ready? Let’s go!
The original quote was: I’m not Jesus so I don’t have to forgive anyone. My ex can just kiss my ass. I tweaked it a little bit.
Oh CF, you may pout and stomp your feet but you know it’s true!
I have had to tell myself this A LOT recently.
Oh come on! I don’t even have my CDL license!
Yep, Harley has a Masters. She’s still a low class whore.
As Chump Lady always says, “It’s not a time management problem!”
I forgot exactly what was being talked about here but there were a ton of one-liners like this one. Some days you just need a dose of dark humor. Plus it doesn’t have any calories, unlike dark chocolate.
I love that line.
I love that term! I’m pretty sure this one came from Chump Princess. I’m not sure if she still posts over there or not. She also came up with another one of my favorites: that flaming turd shot straight from Satan’s ass.
Have a great night (or what’s left of it!)!