Another Cheater Kills His Wife For His Whore

Oh good Lord! This one has it all. Christians, murders, delusional and enabling parents, best friend turned whore, Joyce Meyer. Everything!

Meet Chris Coleman. On second thought, don’t meet him. He’s sitting in prison in Illinois because he killed his wife and two sons in order to start all over with his wife’s high school best friend. Yeah, with friends like that who needs enemies, right? Cherry on top of that shit sundae? His wife, Sheri, introduced the two of them. I’m sure she trusted her high school best friend, that it never occurred to her to worry that she (Tara) would turn around and fuck her husband.

Why kill her? Why not simply divorce her and start all over with the dream whore? Here’s where it gets interesting. Good ol’ Chris was Joyce Meyer’s bodyguard. Yes, that Joyce Meyer, the televangelist and author. He was making six figures and all that traveling allowed him to take the whore to Hawaii and Arizona. He didn’t think he would be allowed to keep his job if anyone knew he divorced his wife for his affair partner.

So the genius begins to send threatening emails to himself. The emails demand he resign as Joyce’s bodyguard or his family will be punished for his sins. In what I am sure is a complete coincidence these threatening emails begin right when his affair with good ol’ Tara begins. Hmmm…..  Then he begins putting letters into the family mailbox. It ultimately ends with the murder of his wife and his two children. He killed his kids for this whore. Eleven and nine years old. Strangled them in their beds.

I would say that I wonder how Tara sleeps at night but the truth of the matter is she probably doesn’t give it a second thought. Hey, it’s not her fault. She didn’t break any vows. She didn’t ask him to slaughter his family; she only asked him to divorce his wife for her. I’m sure she’s not mourning the loss of her high school best friend. She was fucking her husband so I can’t imagine she’s all that broken up about her death. But not to worry. The cheating whore found Jesus after the murders so everything is right with the world.

His parents blame everyone except their murderous son. Talk about enabling and delusional. That accurately describes these two nincompoops. Both parents are “devout Christians”; his father is a pastor. According to them his deceased wife was “worldly” with her short shorts and a tattoo on her leg. They got married quickly and the parents later found out it was because Sheri was pregnant. Chris did an assessment for work and he listed his weaknesses as being moody, withdrawn, and unaffectionate. This was an assessment he filled out. His parents completely disagree with it. “Oh, that’s all Sheri telling him those things.” Yes, blame the dead woman. It couldn’t possibly be your precious son. Chris and Tara had promise rings they wore when they were together. Tara wore hers to court when she was called to testify. His parents couldn’t believe she wore it and are convinced she was the one that bought them completely against their son’s wishes. His father thinks perhaps a mercenary killed his grandsons, hired by an enemy of Joyce’s. In court there were pictures of their son with his mistress. Text messages read. Pictures described because they were explicit- naked pictures of him, naked pictures of her. A video of their son masturbating for Tara, telling her how wonderful she was and how he wouldn’t do this for just anybody. But the thing that made them leave the courtroom? The video of their son’s interrogation. That they couldn’t handle. Pictures of their dead grandsons, graffiti spray painted on the sheet covering one of them didn’t seem to phase them, but their son being grilled for their murders was too much.

These so-called Christian parents remind me so much of Pastor Fake and Tammy Faye. They don’t care what happens to their grandchildren so long as Cousinfucker is happy. Nothing is ever his fault; I’m sure it’s all mine.

I suppose I should be thankful that Cousinfucker hasn’t killed me and the kids yet. Then again, he walked out the door without a second glance back so in his mind we simply don’t exist.

Anyway, Chris Coleman, you’re a despicable shell of a human being. And Tara Lintz, you are no better. He slaughtered his family for you. Was it worth it?