I have had an outstanding weekend so far. Picasso and I met up with some friends from our former former state. E and I met because our sons were buddies. She’s from the Midwest and was back visiting family. We met up, had lunch, walked around a mall, let the boys hang out and chatted. At one point we decided to go for it and walked into the mall massage place to get one hour massages. It felt wonderful until the end when my guy decided he was going to get those knots out of my back come Hell or high water. Lots of laughs were had and it was great catching up.
While I was there my mom called to let me know I received a check from CF. Hey- let’s give him points for actually being on time. But once again it was for his ridiculously low amount of $555.55. Can you believe this shit? So I let my lawyer know that I once again received insufficient child support.
I’ve debated sending him a text:
Hey CF! I know you’re the smartest man alive, so fucking smart you could be a member of Mensa, so I’m not sure why it is that you’re having such a hard time understanding that you owe me $3600/month. Or how it is that you think $3600 and $555.55 are the same amounts. They are not. You need to come up with another $3045.45. If you are having trouble meeting your financial obligation to your children and your WIFE then perhaps you should consider getting a second job. I’ve been working two jobs since December. I find it so fulfilling and I think you will, too. Sure, you won’t have as much time and energy for Harley and her hooligans but that’s okay. Your actual children and I are your primary obligation so hop to it, little bunny!
Perhaps the problem is, despite all your book smarts, you somehow think that $555.55 is actually GREATER than $3600. Again, that is not correct. It is far, far less than the $3600 you owe me. However, should you ever decide to pay me $3700 one month (or even $3655.55) I won’t complain because that IS more than $3600 and paying me ABOVE what you’re ordered is fine with me.
I’m sure you’ll disregard this just like you’ve disregarded every other thing that is unpleasant so I will just say this: See you in court soon! Have fun explaining to the judge why you don’t need to follow his court orders. Make sure you let him know you believe your first obligation is to Harley and her four kids and you give me and the kids everything that’s left over. I’m sure he’ll understand. Good luck!