He never fails to amuse. I got a check from Cousinfucker today. It was for $902.91. That seems to fall short of the $4605.81 he was ordered to pay you, Sam. Why yes it does. After doing a bit of math I found it is exactly half of what he has been ordered to pay in child support. Apparently, he is absolving himself from paying spousal support.
Yes, Your Honor, nice try with that “ruling” and all, but I’m Cousinfucker and I make my own rules. I also don’t feel the need to pay her by the first or anything else you told me to do.
The check was even labeled “child support” as opposed to “child and spousal support” which is what he used to label them.
I’m not complaining. Not yet at least. If he continues to send the $902.91 every two weeks that will make the difference between being able to somewhat survive and not surviving. With having to pay for health insurance through my work my paychecks will be somewhere in the $500 range. Yep, that’s right. $500 for 2 weeks worth of work. So as much as I hate it I am appreciative of the small amount he’s sending my way.
My favorite part though, was the envelope. He’s back to using his home address. Must want to brag about his new home with the whore and try to stick it to me yet again. I was also addressed using my maiden and married name this time which is new. But the best part? They must have typed this up on the computer because I got a lovely little Grinch cartoon on my envelope. Aren’t they the cutest?
Yes, well when I have to send him copies of medical bills for him to pay I’m going to be sure to design an envelope with a big ol’ picture of a steaming pile of shit on it.