Why Aren’t They Married

For anyone who was taking bets on how long it would take for CF and Harley to get married I don’t know what to tell you. I would have sworn they would get married the instant the ink was dry on the divorce decree. It’s been 2 months now and as far as I know they remain not husband and wife.

Is it just not as much fun when they’re not married to other people? Have they been reading Chump Lady and realize that neither is a very safe bet?

I know what it is! I’m taking all of their money and they simply cannot afford a wedding worthy of all their amazing-ness. They’re going to need to scrimp and save for a while.

Then again, maybe the date is set and everything is being planned as we speak. I wouldn’t put it past them to get married on the day Rock Star graduates just to fuck with her. Or possibly the weekend after just to try to once again mess with her celebration and what should be the focus on her and her alone.

The reality is I don’t care. Marry the whore. Don’t marry the whore. It’s all the same to me. It all turns out the same in the end. She’s a lying cheater and he’s a lying cheater. Mazel tov!

In other news he has started paying me by online transfer between banks. Interesting. I try not to dig too deep and figure out why he does what he does, but I do find it interesting. I’m not sure if he’s tired of writing four checks a month to me, or he didn’t get the intended reaction with all of his envelope designs, or if ol’ Harley is getting on his ass about paying me so much money. I can hear her now, “My kids need more shiny stuff! Your kids can do without. Why are you paying your horrible ex-wife before I get to buy yet another Vera Bradley purse? You promised me and my kids the world!”

Ultimately the only thing I care about is the fact that he is, indeed, paying me. Three months straight now! And I already have the first payment for spousal support for this month. I try not to get too complacent because I know he could pull the support at any time but damn, I feel good!

Update: Turns out I got the answer to why he did the thing he did (i.e. paying me so quickly on the heels of his last check). He bounced a check! And quickly replaced it with a bank to bank transfer.

I really thought with his mom dying and the bounced check that I wouldn’t be paid anything in March. He surprised me though. Not only did he make up for the check he bounced, he also paid his entire support amount this month. Granted, he is now paying me in six different payments which is sometimes nerve wracking…. And it gets better.

Originally, he would send me $1000 and then $400, because the app he’s using has a limit of $1000/day. With this last payment he has decided to split it evenly- $700 and $700. Awesome. You know what? He’s paying and that’s all I really care about.

5 thoughts on “Why Aren’t They Married

  1. Since we’re taking bets😂, I’m on the “never gonna happen” camp. Maybe he’s being dutiful about payments because, as you say, “it could be all your fault” they can’t be married “yet” because you’re bleeding them dry😏. You’re still a problem-solver, Sam😂
    If there’s one thing we have learned about CF in these writings (besides his narcissism) is that nothing is more important to him than money. I bet that now that he knows the results of what he did wasn’t rainbows and kitties, having cake and eating it too he’s looking at what a second round could mean to his bottom line 👹

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    1. I’m sorry. That sucks.

      I know it’s not the same but I never know when CF is going to pay. It’s the 7th and I’m still waiting on the first installment of child support. Meanwhile, Rock Star needs a prom dress, I’ve got taxes to pay, Summitt (cheer) to pay for, and 3 plane tickets to Utah in June to buy, plus my daughter’s graduation!

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  2. I’m sorry. That sucks.

    I know it’s not the same but I never know when CF is going to pay. It’s the 7th and I’m still waiting on the first installment of child support. Meanwhile, Rock Star needs a prom dress, I’ve got taxes to pay, Summitt (cheer) to pay for, and 3 plane tickets to Utah in June to buy, plus my daughter’s graduation!

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