Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire!

That goddamn, no good, cousin fucking sonofabitch! That motherfucker has a job! That motherfucker has had a job since MARCH! March, I’m telling you! This whole time he’s been acting like he’s paying all he can he’s had a job.

While I’m freaking out trying to figure out how in the hell I’m going to pay my daughter’s tuition that cousin fucking, low life, sonofabitch had a motherfucking job and was letting me flail in the wind.

I’ve picked a fucking option.

4 thoughts on “Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire!

  1. I hope it’s the “Scorched Earth” Option.
    I don’t have legal advice, Hell I don’t even have advice, but I’ll leave you with the immortal words of wisdom from my beloved grandmother who taught me how keep the sanity in a world of people who daily drip drip 💧 the same bullshit day after day after day robbing you of joy, peace and wellbeing: “Better to get red-faced once than green every day”. He keeps you green every day, show him your red face👹.
    We can’t forget: CF spent many many years with you, he knows your boundaries if you have them, the ones you won’t cross for fear or worry. The fact you worry about how hard to hit him shows you have a “do no harm” filter that keeps your finger from the detonate button probably keeps him thinking he’s safe. He only cares about winning unfairly over you, he lies constantly and keeps you in the dark about his financial situation. Stop him cold. Do some Sun Tzu warfare on his ass:
    “Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
    “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
    “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles”.
    Put on that armor, Dear Sam!XO

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