I sometimes have a very dark sense of humor and I can be very sarcastic. With that in mind I present to you the following:
I’m so going to have someone do this at my funeral.
I am fully confident that this joke would go nowhere fast. Forensic science is amazing these days!
Life lesson there for ya.
Yes, I’m talking to you, Jerry Lee! Oh who am I kidding? I need him alive for the spousal support he’s not paying.
It’s all in how you say it…
This should be the title of my blog!