My mom came home for my dad’s Celebration of Life. I watched a lot of ID TV while she was home. In doing so I learned she is not a very good defense attorney.
A woman had killed her husband. Actually I think she got a lover to kill her husband. They’re both blaming each other. Or, it might have been the woman who ran her husband down. Honestly, I’m not sure and it doesn’t really matter.
You know how Johnny Cochrane had the infamous quote, “If the glove doesn’t fit you must acquit?”
As my mom is watching this she says aloud to no one in particular, “If you did it, just admit it.”
If you need a defense attorney do not use my mom. She gives awful legal advice.
Are We Still Having Spaghetti For Dinner? 
Priceless!!
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The “mom guilt” defense. A tried and true technique that’s been working since the dawn of time 😉
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