An Ode To ID TV

If you’ve been reading here for any amount of time you know my guilty pleasure in the beginning of this journey through hell was watching ID TV. I’d joke that I was taking notes. Or was I…???

Today’s memes have a murder theme even though I no longer watch ID TV.  Maybe it’s because I’m mostly healed. Maybe it’s because I no longer have the time. Maybe it’s because he’s worth more alive than dead now. It’s hard to say. Either way I hope you enjoy my horribly dark humor! If murder is not your thing, stick around; there will be more light hearted memes later.

 

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I have to admit I thought the same thing. Actually, my thought process was more like, “Why are they advertising the fact that you can dispose of a human body with their product? Is that a selling point now?”

 

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I’m sure one had nothing to do with the other….

 

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Hopefully the Last of These

States are opening up all over the country. I’m hoping this is the last round of Covid-19 memes I end up posting.

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Good question! And if that doesn’t work maybe we could try this…

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Well, now it’s June so we must be on Level 6. How many levels does this damn game have anyway?

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Have we done the locusts yet? I feel like we haven’t done the locusts.

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That’s probably how the damn Jumanji game got back out!

 

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Cats are so smart.

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I’ve also heard it’s a great time to tell them that Elf on the Shelf didn’t make it either. There are going to be a lot of disappointed kids come December.

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As Barney Stinson would say, “Challenge accepted!”

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Asking for a friend, of course.

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I prefer to tell people I’m not going because of Covid-19.

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Woman Vs. Cat

I am a very hip person so naturally I had to get in on the woman yelling at the cat meme craze. Stick around for the last one. It’s worth it.

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I love this next one because it’s so true. It’s right up there with, “I’ll pray for you.” Gotta love those southern sayings.

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Yes, yes he did. If a cat could actually talk, of course.

And finally…

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When Chuck Norris says it’s enough, it’s enough.

It’s Monday, Monday, Monday!

And that means memes, memes, memes!

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And when you’re a selfish, narcissistic jackass who only thinks of himself. Not that I have anyone in mind, of course.

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I will eat that cookie dough all day long. Bring it! Now a snake on the other hand….

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It will be 3 weeks before my 99th birthday. Fingers crossed!

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Why can’t chips and salsa be low carb and fat free?

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This is so true. Now if these were school teachers their demands would be perfectly legible.

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I think I’m going to start using this with the dogs. “Fatten the beasts, Picasso!” That makes it sound less like a chore and more like a quest. Hey! Maybe next time I do laundry or clean house I’ll refer to it as “destroying evidence”.

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I about died when I saw this one. Run little donkey, run!

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And this one.

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So true! So sad, but still so true.

And finally, we have Sassy Cat.

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Have a great Monday!