Good Lord, woman, punctuation is your friend! I guess I shouldn’t have bitched about those misused commas. This is simply awful! You give English teachers everywhere a migraine.
He didn’t unblock her but he was searching in his history when he saw this. I guess crazy doesn’t like to be ignored.
First, let’s do this:
You think I’m kidding? You wait. The county is coming for your ass.
Only took her 17 minutes to work herself up into a rage because her first try didn’t illicit a reaction. Poor thing!
I’m curious how her boyfriend, you know, the one she left her husband for, would react if he knew about her childish threats and tantrums because her husband moved on. Wonder if she cried to him about it that night?
I’m intrigued though. What will the county do? Is she expecting the county to come arrest him for having a “sleepover” friend?
Um, hello? Is this the county? Yes, I’d like you to go arrest my husband. He has been having a “sleepover friend” stay at our house.
No, I- I don’t live there. I break in occasionally but I don’t actually live there. There’s some kind of paper that actually prohibits me from being on the property but that’s not important. What’s important is that she shouldn’t be there!
How old is my daughter? I’m not sure. 18, I think? Maybe? I’ll text her and get back to you.
You can’t do anything? But he’s having her sleep over with my minor child in the home!
What? 18 is no longer a minor? When the hell did that happen? You know what? I don’t care! I want him arrested. He cannot have sleepover friends! Only I am allowed to have sleepover friends! And I never did it in our house. I always did the courteous thing and disappeared for days at a time until I finally just walked out on him one day.
I’ve already told her that adultery is a class 4 misdemeanor. No jail time. Unlike say, perhaps, a DWI. Plus, you need proof. I have a houseful of people who would testify that the mobster gave up his room so that Rock Star and I could have it. He slept on the couch. Am I never allowed to stay overnight, period? It’s a long drive! Or can I stay overnight if I’m part of a large group? I was one of eight people, not including the mobster and his daughter, that was spending the night that weekend.
She is a mess. Her behavior actually worries the mobster a bit. He fears she could become unhinged and do something horrible.
I, on the other hand, told him he needs to text her back and tell her not to contact him again and then let her know that if she ever does send another text to him he will file a restraining order against her.
Don’t worry. I’m still sitting on my hands. Instead of texting her I’ll just say as they do in the south, “Well bless her heart. I’ll be praying for her.”