Another Friday Funny

Friday Funny

Finally! The Truth Is Revealed

Some of you may remember the issue I have with Lucky Charms and Trix.

I suppose I can kind of understand the leprechaun running off with the lucky charms and trying to keep them away from the kids. After all leprechauns are supposed to be little assholes, if not downright evil.

But for the love of God what is wrong with those kids tormenting the poor rabbit whose only sin is wanting to eat a bowl of fruity delicious cereal? I have wondered for years why on earth he couldn’t have the damn cereal. And now I know.

Saturday Funny

OK, I admit I burst out laughing at this one. To be fair I don’t wish him dead. He’s worth more alive to me right now.

Friday Funny

Compliments of the mobster….

Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?

…… because it lost its contacts!

This is especially appropriate for today because I have my annual eye exam.

A New Career For Sam

I think I’ve found my new career path, folks.

One Last Round Of 2020 Memes

Oh sweet Mother of Pearl, as Mr. Krabs would say. I sincerely hope these are the last 2020 memes. I can’t make any promises. There may be more heading your way, but right now, this is all I’ve got.

Yes, I know. This one is a little late. I meant to publish it in October but I didn’t.

Probably would have been better in November but it is what it is.

Another October meme.

It’s Monday; Let’s Try To Smile

My son said he would definitely go to that.

So very close!

A little late but maybe you can use it to fill out your Bingo card.

This is the exact conversation I have had with people when I tell them I’m running and especially when I tell them I would get up before work to go running.

October Memes That Were Meant For September

People Of Twitter

Oh, kids these days!

I feel ya, sweetie. It is terribly unfair.

That’s right; I’m talking to you, Mom!

I don’t know why, but this one had me laughing forever.

This reminds me of the time Picasso told me he was going to sell our Kirby vacuum cleaner when we died- because those were expensive and he could get a lot of money for it.

This is very true for me. I drive almost everywhere. My lovely friend, S, back out in Utah is like, “Anything over 6 hours I need to fly.” After driving back to Indiana from Utah I’m like, “Anything less than 12 hours is child’s play!”